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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Devil’s Third director says panned Wii U game was innovative for its time - Nintendo Everything

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

A year later, Trump continues to appeal his historic criminal case. Here's what we know - NPR

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Dying Light: The Beast launches August 22 - Gematsu

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

What do you think of OpenAI CEO Sam Altman stepping down from the committee responsible for reviewing the safety of models such as o1?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Taylor Swift Won Her Biggest Battle - The Ringer

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

See photos: Miguel Angel Jiménez wins the Principal Charity Classic - The Des Moines Register

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Scientists map how alcohol changes bodily sensations - PsyPost

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

No way

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?